1.Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Husband: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.
2. Why Men n Women Don’t Understand Each Other?
God Gave Good Brains To Men
Good Hearts To Women
Men Use Their Hearts
Women Use Their Brains
3.Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
4. Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
5.Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.
7.Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
8.Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
9.So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
10.Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.because all questions start with “W”.. !