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10 Amusing Marketing Concepts


 1. Direct Marketing 
           You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" 
 
2. Advertising     
       You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.. Marry him." 
 
3. Telemarketing 
    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." 

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" – That's Public Relations 
 
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" – That's Brand Recognition 
 
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That's Customer Feedback 
 
7.  You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.  That's demand and supply gap 
 

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
10 Amusing Marketing Concepts

You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person

comes along and tells her, “I am very rich. Marry me!”

That’s MARKET COMPETITION.

 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say anything, another person comes along and tells her, “I am very rich. Marry me! And she follows him. That’s LOSING MARKET SHARE .

 10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You walk up to her and before you can say, “I am very rich. Marry me!”, YOUR WIFE TURNS UP! That’s BARRIER TO NEW MARKET ENTRY

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